February 2011
66 posts
January 2011
34 posts
All but 2 of my close friends are pregnant.
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I have called one of said friends and begged and pleaded for her not to join this trend.
Jade… please don’t do this to me.
Oh Christ, I’d rather die than be pregnant right now. You can count on me and my IUD to stay unpregnant for at least 5 more years.
“The department recognized that certain groups have traditionally been...”
– Basically what UNC’s Public Health department is telling me is that being a straight middle class woman in the application pool is going to get me a whole bunch of nothing. I’m also curious to know how the school is going to know if I’m a lesbian or not. Is that a box on...
too loud
Tonight one of the hostesses came back and said “Table 72 said we need to get a new greeter. I asked why and she said it’s because you’re so loud.”
I spoke quietly for the rest of the night and no one could hear me. My manager sympathized with me and said that she doesn’t have an inside voice either. I can’t help that I was a cheerleader and come from a large...
Pensacola, FL!
We arrived safely in Pensacola last night. We decided we’re going to take a little detour on the way home and see my cousins in Tallahassee! I haven’t seen the three of them in two years. I have the best boyfriend for agreeing to drive 2 hours out of the way just so I can see my cousins.
I’m in town for one of my oldest online friend’s wedding. She and I have never met...
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Kidney stone
I have a kidney stone. The good news is that it’s small so it doesn’t hurt that bad. The bad news is that until it passes I have to pee in to a small colander and sift for a stone.
Just another day in the life.
Don't tempt me
Someone on craigslist is selling a Dyson Animal vacuum for $150.
I want to make out with that vacuum.
“I’m not putting any pressure on you but I want grandchildren in the next...”
– My mother.
NO PRESSURE, MOM.
Really, Verizon?
Because I’m not eligible for an upgrade you’re going to offer me the iphone at the reasonable price of $650? AT&T’s are $399. Take care of your existing customers!
I'm just going to say it
3D ultrasounds are creepy. If I ever decide to breed (not likely) I never want to see my baby in 3D inside of me. It seems like my facebook news feed is full of 3D ultrasounds. I don’t want to see your uterus in 3D, ok? I can handle a regular ultrasound picture, but please for the love of all things holy keep the 3D pictures to yourself. Your baby looks creepy in sepia. I’m sorry but...
oh btw
I got my hair cut yesterday and it looks awesome. I paid way too much for the cut but it was worth every penny. I can feel my hair thanking me.
I would be ashamed to admit how many oreos I just had in one sitting. I was grocery shopping on a serious budget today and only allowed myself one sweet treat. At this rate I’m going to be out of my sweet treat by Monday.
In other news, I talked to my manager about my server training again tonight. He said he isn’t training any night severs until spring break (March 5th-11th.) I...
I am alive
even though I haven’t posted in a few days. I started school which has been pretty stressful already. I walked in to French and the professor immediately started speaking French to me. I can read and write pretty well in French but i’ll be damned if I didn’t understand a word that woman was saying. So, I’m going to spend the long weekend studying basic French and praying...
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Registering for classes late
leads to accounting, microeconomics, logic and statistics being the only classes I need that are open.
This semester is going to be real fun! Especially since my statistics class is at 8am. Ratemyprofessor.com claims my statistics professor is good looking and his class is easy so at least I won’t be tortured at 8am. If anyone would like to donate money to my 8am espresso fund please let me...
Registering for classes late
leads to accounting, microeconomics, logic and statistics being the only classes I need that are open.
This semester is going to be real fun! Especially since my statistics class is at 8am. Ratemyprofessor.com claims my statistics professor is good looking and his class is easy so at least I won’t be tortured at 8am. If anyone would like to donate money to my 8am espresso fund please let me...
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woo
I spoke to my managers today and very politely asked when I would be promoted to a server. I’ll be trained in two weeks. Hoorah! I guess sometimes all you have to do is ask…