December 2009
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It's New Years Eve...
whenilearnhowto:
And I have no plans, whatsoever. And I am totally ok with this.
Come to Asheville! If NYE is anywhere as fun as the shitshow that was the NYE pre-game, I can guarantee you a good time. You can sleep on the futon with me. Yeah, I offered.
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booyahgrandma:
Dismemberment Plan - “The Ice of...
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I wanted to apologize
for thinking I was on Star Trek last night and texting everyone in my phonebook about the trouble with tribbles. I truly believed I was on the enterprise and my phone was the communicator.
I also wanted to apologize to whoever left their gatorade in the fridge. It has now been consumed. I will replace it in the AM.
Note to self: gin gets you drunker than you have been in your entire life. STAY...
You know you're on winter break when...
showering becomes the world’s biggest chore. I’m headed to Jacob’s tomorrow for a NYE pre-game and I SUPPOSE I have to shower before said binge drinking. Life, why are you so cruel to me?
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This terrorist attempt is why I always sit in the...
because if some terrorist pulls that crap I’m going to be like “peace out y’all!”
Also, what kind of a-hole tries to blow up a plane on JESUS’ FREAKIN BIRTHDAY?
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Is anyone else's tumblr page not showing their...
My page is only showing posts from two days ago. My dear readers are missing out on gems like the mitosis donut and my subway haiku. Naturally, I cannot sit back and let this happen.
ETA: As I posted this my page updated. Still curious though…
You know what creams my corn?
People that have always had a life plan and have stuck to it.
I have had SO many life plans since high school: Doctor, lawyer, politician, stay at home mom, PR, get my MBA, art historian, veterinarian, journalist, teacher, actress, ballerina, fairy princess. Right now my life plan is: become a librarian, marry a handsome man, adopt an asian baby and live happily ever after. Would I have dreamed...
Happy birthday, blog!
My baby blog is a whole year old now. Wow, what a year it’s been. I truly don’t know how I would’ve made it through the past year (or passed math) without the never-ending support this little blog has brought to me. I have found some of the best bloggers to follow and have been blessed with theirs and others follows.
So, happy birthday vodkaphonics.com and here’s to...
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“if you are not too long, i will wait for you all my life.”
– oscar wilde (via wanderlusts)
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formspring.me
What are you doing for New Year’s?
I’m venturing over to Jacob’s (trytryagain.tumblr.com) to go to our friend Sydney’s NYE party in Asheville. I plan on wearing something with so many sequins it will blind children. I also plan on bringing in the new year by making out with a bottle of chardonnay.
How come you never post pictures of yourself on here? I just want to know...
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How do french women keep it classy while eating?
I look like a freaking velociraptor tearing into this baguette.
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You know what's weird?
Randomly coming across the guy your old roommate/close friend lost her virginity to many years ago on tumblr. What are the odds?
Tumblr, you will never stop amazing me.
Hey, Mike Waskom. I know all about your business.
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Today I had to go to court
for my 15 over the speed limit ticket. I was trying to get it thrown out but of course the cop who issued it showed up to fight me. This cop and me, we’re mortal enemies. I was under the impression that the 50 or so other people in the courtroom were also there for traffic violations. WRONG. I was in there with some hardened criminals. The man in front of me was in for assault with a deadly...
It's that time of year again
in which I start dreaming of having bangs. Despite my best curly haired efforts, I’ve never been able to pull off bangs without looking like an icelandic horse. Once every few months I start contemplating cutting bangs again. I just finally grew my last trailer park bangs out. Ohh I’m itching to cut them. Ohhh to be a straight haired girl with bangs.
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Guess who made a C in math?
THIS GIRL!
Thank you so much for your continued support. I fully credit tumblr for this C. This is my very first C but these are minute details.
NC State watch out! I’m coming for you!
Things that scare me:
giant squids
praying mantis
frogs
dolls
tight spaces
3-D ultrasounds of babies
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I just wanted to share
that on a recent calculus test I scored a 13. That’s out of 100. I scored a 13 out of 100. Let that one sink in. I’m thinking he probably just gave me credit for correctly spelling my name.
I thought you’d all enjoy that little Tuesday morning pickup. Tonight I take the math final. I need an 80 on the final to get a C in the course, fingers crossed!
Things I’m good at:
making pies
raising kittens (I’ve successfully raised two litters!)
correctly filing books into the Dewey Decimal System
being a good listener
wrapping presents
writing research papers
decorating
googling
Things I’m not so good at:
math
making pancakes
dancing
saving money
driving
Today the boot gods opened up the heavens
and showered Target.com with a pair of my dream boots in a size 9.
I showed them to the girl I share an office with and she made a face and told me she didn’t like them. Well she’d better get used to seeing them every day. I’ve had to put up with her christmas music since FREAKIN’ HALLOWEEN and now she will have to listen to me clomp around the office like a clydesdale...
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People who look young for their age 'live longer'... →
(via graceinsmallthings)
hah! My 15 year old face has been vindicated. Someone said to me the other day “Now that you’re a teenager…” in that same day I had a woman who carded me go “Wow, you look 12!” I’m almost 22, people! Whatever, I’ll see you all when I’m 100 and lookin’ 60.
I have some exciting news!
Yesterday as I drove through Asheville I noticed something glimmering on my left. It was something I never thought I’d see in Asheville. Something I’ve hoped for, something I’ve dreamed for. The news is…
THERE’S A COOK OUT COMING TO ASHEVILLE! One day soon I’m going to try ALL of the milkshakes. That’s a promise.
If for some reason you reside outside of...