December 2008
21 posts
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Lost in Atlanta...
bbj: We're so black. We're such black women.
Me: but we're jews.
bbj: so we're big black jewish women. It's a rarity for everyone to enjoy. Like bacon bits at a bar mitzvah
Dec 31st
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Great Expectations
I deserve better, but I don’t want better. (via dearoldlove)
Dec 31st
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“I am Grace Kelly, Grace Kelly is me.”
– Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl (via jessicachu)
Dec 31st
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Jacob Spells Utah in Scrabble...
me: It's a proper noun
bbj: It's a verb
me: Give me a definition and I'll give you the points.
bbj: to throw; "Can you tah that at me?"
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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The Creator
me: postsecret seriously kind of sucks lately
me: I feel like the creator is kind of a douche bag
V: the creator?
V: oh haha
V: i thought you meant god
Dec 29th
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“Why can’t we get all the people together in the world that we really like and...”
– Charles M. Schulz (via jessicachu)
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person...”
–  Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland
Dec 26th
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Just Like Math
creeper: we like math
creeper: we are both attractive
creeper: we are both intelligent
creeper: maybe we should enjoy orgasms
Zinnia: i don't see how you get from math to orgasms, but okay
Dec 26th
In 70 years, I want to die cuddle up in bed in the winter listening to Fleet Foxes.
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
Dec 24th
Ho Ho Hum
I only hate being an only child on Christmas Eve. It’s hard to feign excitement when I’m the only one.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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“It’s Christmas, for goodness sake! Think about the baby Jesus up in that...”
– Karen Walker, Will & Grace
Dec 24th
Dec 24th