Today was the day I realized it wasn’t the makeup I was wearing that was making it look like I have laugh lines but is instead just my face. Brb buying all of the youth serums on the market.
Get paid. Pay your bills. Spend $80 at Sephora. Budget tightly until the next payday.
and I saw some yoga pants for 97 cents. I obviously had to buy them. Then I realized that they’re maternity yoga pants. I said to myself “yolo” and bought them anyway.
I’m so thankful for my maternity yoga pants right now. Some friends and I decided to take advantage of TGI Friday’s unlimited appetizer menu. There were 5 of us and we ordered 14 appetizers. I have never been this full in my entire life. I’m not sure if I want to vomit, cry, or Eternal Sunshine this moment out of my life. Maternity yoga pants are the only thing that can contain the 10,000 new calories in my body.
This is a shameful post, but I’ve promised to share my most shameful moments with you all for your entertainment.
The best part about having a free range house bunny is when she hops up on the couch or my bed for pets and cuddles.
The worst part about having a free range house bunny is playing the game every morning “what did Alice eat last night?”
Alice is getting chubby again right after I got her slimmed down. She has no idea how to be a rabbit. She tried to eat some pizza crust the other night. She also stuck her head in a bag of goldfish a few days ago. Maybe if I ate like an adult person and not an 8 year old she’d have healthier options to steal.