Even in Kim Kardashian’s Holywood game I’m more focused on my own life and career than dating. I felt like I had to go on a pity date because the game kept reminding me that my character is single. I’m currently saving up my stars so I can adopt the cat.

This game is awful and I am addicted. Help.

The biological clock is real

AND IT IS NOT OKAY.

I’ve never wanted children. I’d like to adopt one day like 50 years from now, but I have no desire to ever be pregnant. I’m actually quite scared of being pregnant and to be honest I’m too selfish and not emotionally stable enough to allow something to host in my body for 9 months.

but lately my body (NOT ME) has been sending me these feelings like “hey, look at that baby! Maybe you could have a baby!” and I saw a male friend playing with a kid the other day and I seriously thought I was going to attack him. I needed him to father my children RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF GOODWILL.

Does it end?!

Alice is an overweight wonky eared supermodel. I love her so much. She’s such an amazing rabbit. I mean she’s a total bitch about things like not kicking litter out of her box, not chasing the cats, and eating the food that’s good for her. But other than that she’s the best rabbit in the world.

Alice is an overweight wonky eared supermodel. I love her so much. She’s such an amazing rabbit. I mean she’s a total bitch about things like not kicking litter out of her box, not chasing the cats, and eating the food that’s good for her. But other than that she’s the best rabbit in the world.